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UMA’s Official Shutdown Post

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Hello There!

Your probably wondering, what happened, Games? It’s a long story, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that The Underground Mafias Army is officially decommissioned. This means that we will no longer operate on any CPPS.

Here’s a list of reasons why:

  • UMACPO shut down.

  • UMACPR merged into NW.

  • The Bert Council (Dillon, Zeke, Venom, Prod, and I) rule that UMA and EHUMA will never return.

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Vxenty’s UMACPO shutdown announcement

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UMACPR’s merge into NW

 

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My Departure from CPA

What’s good. My name is Games, formally known as Kanuiker during 2014-2015. I joined in early 2014, left in early 2015, and rejoined the community in June of 2017. I am most notable for me being a shitty troll, being a key member during Prior’s wedding raid (I had everyone teleport to me in their closed igloo lol), and participated in the LC battle between EHUMA and RPF. I’ll now go in-depth with my service in this community.

2014-2015

In January of 2014, I was recruited into the Nachos. I served in a battle between the Nachos and RPF, this battle being the roots of my anti-RPF behavior. I would leave Nachos and become an army hopper, moving between ACP, IW, LT, etc. In later 2014, I would be recruited by Bigmail into the Striking Raiders. This was my first S/M I joined. I served valiantly in SR, til I was forced to quit CP as a whole in early 2015, where I moved to Roblox.

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this didn’t age well

2017 (First Half)

2017 was a big year for me. When I head Club Penguin was shutting down, I came back, not to Club Penguin, but to private servers. I found Club Penguin Rewritten in April of 2017. I played normally, just casually messing around til I one day met Elmikey in May of 2017. He tried recruiting me into RPF, but I denied. That same month, I found EmperorFlame/Flame, the leader of DKE. I joined DKE, but then came extremely inactive. Soon, something big happened. I made my own rogue army, known as the Miners. We fought rogue RPF troops, and one day in June, I helped save a bunch of UMA troops from RPF. Their leader, Ehroyals81, recruited me into their discord, and gave me the rank of Colonel. I rose up the ranks, and had the rank of 2nd in Command by the time zeke defaced UMA. In July, after helping re-build UMA, Dillon gave me the rank of UMA leader.

2017 (Second Half)

This is where real shit happens. In September, UMA goes to war with the Pew, and we easily beat them. We also took part in some tournament or whatever. In October, after somehow we got permission from Dj and Twitchy, the Romans were revived. Due to IRL troubles and the fact that i’m 13, I had some problems leading Romans, and was forced to step down to 4ic. Around this time, DKE was making a return and I talked to Flame on xat. He wanted me to come back, but I had to deny due to Romans. After DJ began to lecture me, I ranted in the DKE hicom chat which Flame gave me access to. Apparently, Clemont was a traitor, and reported my rant to the Romans. DJ exiled me, and the war of Roman Subjugation began.

 

2018 (First Half)

After the Roman War of Subjugation, the NVA became the ruling alliance, however it was controlled by the United Republic of Penguins. I decided to un-retard, and realize they made everyone almost their puppets. I withdrew UMA from the NVA. The URP saw our action, and used my fellow leader and friend, Dillon (Ehroyals81) as an excuse to declare war on UMA and silence our opinion. We fought a war against basically most of the community, and ended up split in half as they enticed our 2nd in command, Mason. They tried breaking us, they failed. During this time, I was ridiculed by the community, as I chose my loyalty to the UMA name rather than becoming a puppet of the NVA. in the end, URP’s plan to destroy UMA failed, with help of twitchy the EHUMA and NUMA united, and became a powerful force at the time. As soon as UMA saw the light of day, united, we were immediately dragged into a war against the Blizzard Warriors and the Super Strikers (an EGCP colony). After many intense battles, BW collapsed because Xing was a huge army hopper, and UMA claimed victory.

 

2018 (Downfall)

As UM flourished, it would soon enter it’s final war. At this time, we finished a war with the Romans, and signed a peace treaty. I, along with the UMA high command began plotting another war, a war to liberate the majority of the map from the Elite Guardians of CP. We, with a coalition of smaller armies, declared war on the EGCP. We fought united for the first few battles, til the many of the armies began to back out. UMA continued to fight against EGCP and their Spanish allies, the WN. I honestly forgot how the war ended, but soon CPR announced it’s shutdown, so armies (including UMA and Romans) closed their doors.

 

2018 (CPO)

Yes, at one point the actual UMA (not epic’s illegitimate bullcrap) served on CPO, in the early days of their league. UMA was revived prior to the league’s creation, by Zeke and I (Bret was just there lol). We were on CPR, but at the time, CPR was kinda poop so we decided to try CPO out. UMA recieved a new leader, known as Justinfortsa. He, the recruiting god, boosted our numbers. Xing at the time had Templars as a colony of UMA, but he rebelled. When WW7 broke out, UMA sided with RPF against the Templars. I knew UMA was dead against RPF, but Xing at the time was honestly worse lol. UMA never fought a battle, as Watahkeed himself banned UMA from CPO due to zeke trash-talking CPO in the UMA chat.

 

2019 

2019 was by far my most un-desirable years. Literally a week into the year, my ok labtop broke, and I was forced to quit Roblox (due to not being able to properly play it). My activity in armies was heavily minimal, I just didn’t care. I came back after hearing ACP came back, but decided to help smurf with Romans. I helped orchestrate the wedding raid against Prior, as I had everyone teleport to me in their closed off igloo. Not too long after, UMA was revived, but it was a big mistake. I was on a shitty chromebook, and because of my strict mom, my activity was minimal. I asked Bam to shut down UMA as it wasn’t working out, and he did.

 

2020 (Part 1)

In 2020, I decided to help out the Romans once again. Smurf realized the amount of dedication I put in as an advisor and ranked me a 2nd in command. When Prior and Sha accused Cabin of raiding one of their events, I called out their bullshit due to a lack of proof. This would cause a war between RFCP and the Romans. A huge mistake soon occured, as The Yellow Army (led by Jaylen/Darklink 🤢) merged into the Romans. To keep an odd number of leaders, I was promoted to Legate. After the merge occured, we realized that Jaylen is actually dogshit at armies and was multilogging, so we called him out and he un-merged. The Romans would ignore RFCP and their corrupt league to fight ACP. Romans would continue to live, but we soon decided to shut down.

 

2020 (Part 2)

After the Romans shut down, I found out that UMA was being illegally revived by Epic. I tried my best to try and get an admin rank, and in April, I was promoted to leader, giving me full admin on the discord. At the same time, DCP was moving to CPR, so WWE had no problems giving me the UMA site back. I, along with Dino and EHUMA, defaced Epic’s UMA. We tried re-creating UMA to harbor refugees, but it failed as Epic probably black-mailed WWE to give him the site back. Despite this, Epic’s UMA (now ran fully by Vxenty) was never able to fully recover and they never had an event. Awhile after this, I tried leading NW, but it kinda flopped. Soon, I was contacted by Bryce to help lead an old army known as the Water Troops, and I decided, why not? Water Troops did well to say the least for an S/M army. I still hope it will do ok after my departure. Oh yeah, I also participated in the Legend’s Cup battle (EHUMA vs RPF)  and got banned from CPAM, but that’s not important.

 

Mention Time

Ehroyals81 – Despite shitting on you a-lot for the memes, you are one of the few people I met in this community that I actually classify as a real friend.

Zeke – We were both dicks to each other, but you’re cool.

Prod – One of the nicest and most caring people i’ve met in this community.

Cobra – Doin’ yo mom!

Dino – Nice comeback, I didn’t even get it lol.

Justinfortsa – My favorite greek lad.

Venom – Cum.

Smurf – Probably still an incel.

Proski – Oohma Roblox Gang

Names bc I don’t wanna type more messages out

Twitchy543

Dj

DefiantPower

Maddog

Loghogg

Alien

Mager

Farewell

Hello, UMA.

Man, it’s been a long time since I’ve said that. First of all, I’d like to thank those who gave me permission to revive this. Daniel, Bam, and Derek, you guys made me find a new family. I led UMA for 2 years. While it’s true, we were seen as an off-brand UMA, we did our best to uphold the values and attitude of UMA, some of us taking more to it than others, with some of us, not caring at all about the army and being more concerned with numbers. I think that while I am not anywhere close to the best leader UMA has ever had, I wanted to uphold what made UMA, well, UMA. I would also like to thank Zeke, Games, Venom, Cobra, and Prod. Without those guys, my UMA wouldn’t have been the army it was. For the last time,

FIGHT THE BAD!

-Dillon

P.S.

11/15/19 Training Event [RESULTS]

Good afternoon UMA! Despite a delay in the event, UMA successfully held a training event.

Max: 11 | Average: 10

 

FIGHT THE BAD!

Games, UMA Supreme Commander

11/12 Igloo Raid

Today we raided some igloos on CPR after doing some tactics. We maxed 8 and averaged 6. GR for big things UMA

zeke, uma/cpr legend

Unscheduled Opening Event

Hello UMA,

Today we logged on for an unsched event on CPR. We maxed 10 and averaged 9. Thanks to everyone who attended. Big things are coming.

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Unscheduled Raid on Civilians on CPR

Good afternoon Soldiers! Earlier today we held a small raid on many people on the server of Blizzard on Club Penguin Rewritten. We were largely successful, starting out with trashing a group therapy session before moving to the Pizza Parlor. We ended it off at the Pet Shop when we attempted to recruit Pookies into our ranks so they can collect scrap-metal, allowing us to create better equipment for war.

Max: 6 Avg: 4

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DO NOT FEAR COMRADES

WE HAVE VODKA

Successful UMA Spring Training

Hello UMA regime,

It is your commander Mason. After weeks of endless recruiting and collecting enlistment papers from penguins of CPPSes far and wide, we have successfully trained many new UMA soldiers that have enlisted. We are planning to continue recruitment until we secure a big and strong enough team to start colonizing unconquered servers. 

Just this Tuesday UMA maxed 8 and averaged 6 during a training event.Screen Shot 2019-03-12 at 5.25.52 PM.png

Many CPO users welcomed UMA, however the staff did not. One of our soldiers fell after the event from the ban hammer of a staff admin. May rhino rest in peace (and get unbanned).

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This weekend is the beginning of Operation “Hunnies” where UMA will begin conquering Vintage Penguin servers. Be sure to attend the invasion on VP – Snowy Mountains [AU] – Beach 11am EST (8am PST, 3pm UK)

Fight the Bad!

Successful Recruiting Events; Training Events Schedule

Good evening UMA! We are continuing to build this army through tedious amounts of recruiting on populated CPPS servers. We have experienced some irritated users trolling us, but stuck out the events and managed to max 8 soldiers and average 5 while recruiting on Penguin Oasis’s town.

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To all new UMA members, welcome to the fight. We hope your stay is long, and you continue to attend events and train to become the very best and brightest of UMA.
Comment if you attended todays events.

IT IS TIME FOR US TO TRAIN.

Tuesday, March 4th 2019
CPPS: Club Penguin Online
Server: Flurry
Room: Town

1pm PST
2pm  MT
3pm CST
4pm EST
9pm GMT
10pm ESP
11pm UK

Wednesday, March 5th 2019
CPPS: Club Penguin Online
Server: Sleet
Room: Town

5pm PST
6pm  MT
7pm CST
8pm EST
1am GMT
2am ESP
3am UK

Friday, March 8th 2019
CPPS: superCPPS
Server: Main
Room: Town

8am PST
9am MT
10am CST
11am EST
4pm GMT
5pm ESP
6pm UK

Saturday, March 9th 2019
CPPS: superCPPS
Server: Main
Room: Town

8am PST
9am MT
10am CST
11am EST
4pm GMT
5pm ESP
6pm UK

Comment below if you attended today’s events.

Fight the Bad!