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Overstepped

Many apologies to those from the legacy. I clearly overstepped my boundaries at this point. I had two reasons behind letting this happen, fortunately for me one of them succeeded, unfortunately for you all the other did not. Let the legacy live on with you faggots not with the army itself. Obliviously the discord has been removed.

Everyone has been contributed on site besides Myself, Wgfv and Dan.

Thanks for doing your best but I was clearly in the wrong for  letting this happen lads so fuck off alright 

 

I’ve got shit to do again so this is the last time, hopefully well see each other again.

~ Bam

11/15/19 Training Event [RESULTS]

Good afternoon UMA! Despite a delay in the event, UMA successfully held a training event.

Max: 11 | Average: 10

 

FIGHT THE BAD!

Games, UMA Supreme Commander

11/12 Igloo Raid

Today we raided some igloos on CPR after doing some tactics. We maxed 8 and averaged 6. GR for big things UMA

zeke, uma/cpr legend

Unscheduled Opening Event

Hello UMA,

Today we logged on for an unsched event on CPR. We maxed 10 and averaged 9. Thanks to everyone who attended. Big things are coming.

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Unscheduled Raid on Civilians on CPR

Good afternoon Soldiers! Earlier today we held a small raid on many people on the server of Blizzard on Club Penguin Rewritten. We were largely successful, starting out with trashing a group therapy session before moving to the Pizza Parlor. We ended it off at the Pet Shop when we attempted to recruit Pookies into our ranks so they can collect scrap-metal, allowing us to create better equipment for war.

Max: 6 Avg: 4

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Hoot Hoot

Hey got notified this old thing is still getting views, Cheers to everyone who did their best for UMA… even you fools in the CPO/Rewritten era.

~ Bam

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How is Soda Seas so polluted?

Hello all, I am Games, and today i’ll be making this uncalled for post on the Underground Mafias Army website. Today i’ll be looking into how Soda Seas is so polluted. So, let’s get started. As we know Soda Seas is polluted with cream soda barrels, and what also seems to be a coincidence is that it is near the dock. But why is the location (near the dock) having to do with the Soda Seas being polluted, you may ask? Well, in the game Hydro Hopper, many items come afloat, such as beach balls, glass bottles, and buoys. Showing that this general area of the island is polluted with various items. Now I have a theory on why Soda Seas and Hydro Hopper are so darn polluted, and from here I turn to The Journal of Captain Rockhopper.

On March 14th, 2005, Rockhopper encountered a storm after he left Club Penguin, and on March 8th, everyone was gathered at the Docks.

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As we see in this image, many of Rockhopper’s supplies were washed overboard, and if Rockhopper departed from the Docks, then many of his supplies could have washed up near Soda Seas and the docks. One of Rockhopper’s well-known supplies is Cream Soda, which also happens to be the main polluter of the Soda Seas, giving Soda Seas’ it’s name.

So yeah, Rockhopper killed the environment of Soda Seas, of course unless you just play Aqua Grabber, pick up the barrels, and return them to your net, but that’s different, Okay? Goodbye.

ACTIVE COUNT

Hello,

After a short time back from the hospital I realized that you are mostly inactive. WITH THIS IN MIND we are doing an active count.

Comment “I’m active” if you are still around.

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